[13:02] * Now talking in #battleforum [13:02] * Topic is 'Arteries, Smarteries!' [13:02] * Set by NekoHungersDamnit!NekoDaimy@47b842d9.hsd1.wa.5aa6454b.net.hmsk on Mon Oct 23 22:35:56 [13:05] * kt-isntajew has joined #battleforum [13:05] I hear he's not really popular anyway. [13:05] * kt-isntajew is now known as kt-wenttobed [13:05] who, your mom? [13:06] I need a man :X [13:06] So he can tell you to shut up for me. [13:06] LOL [13:06] don't be such a girl [13:06] No [13:07] I'm going out at 6 tonight to buy women's clothing. [13:07] hawt [13:07] Thereafter I'm dressing up. [13:07] And I plan to do so again for haloween. [13:07] night out on the town? [13:07] :D [13:07] And probably once more in december... [13:07] go bone in it. It'll make you feel all secksy. [13:07] If I asked to. I'll bring the clothes along anyway [13:08] hehehehehe [13:08] *I'm asked [13:08] I'm pretty sure he wants me to ;] [13:08] Actually it'd be safe to assume he just want to try them on himself.. [13:09] LOL [13:09] don't let him stretch it out. [13:09] they never go back [13:09] As far as I know I'm the larger of us but I haven't asked specifically. [13:10] hehehe [13:10] * JLP sets mode: +o Ellie_ [13:10] * JLP sets mode: +o kt-wenttobed [13:10] woot [13:10] D wants pictures [13:10] heheheheeheheheheheheheheh [13:11] I'll probbaly get some tonight since my webcam is at my sis' place. [13:11] Get some pictures... [13:12] I don't see D that often so I'll probably make an lj post [13:12] Another thing I don't do often, but I hear I'm on people's lists [13:12] I wanna see them too. [13:12] You would [13:12] Heads up though, I'm nothing amazing to look at [13:12] neither am I, but I still get requests [13:13] Honey, don't we all. [13:13] :D [13:13] nvm, Jean doesn't [13:13] lol [13:14] You seem happy today. [13:14] >___< [13:14] I was complimented on my Vagina once. Totally blew my mind. [13:15] I'd blow something else myself if someone complimented my twat. [13:15] heheheehe [13:15] But I'm fairly sure I'm what you'd call a slut. I've been told anyway. [13:16] * Misha|Sleep is now known as Mikhail [13:16] I didn't blow him, but I did some other things to him that he apparently still thinks about. [13:16] KT: you are a slut, but that's why we keep you around. [13:16] Uh oh, he's here now, we have to act cool or he'll think we're up to something. [13:17] XD [13:17] LOL [13:18] Too cool, now he's definetly suspicious. [13:18] run away! [13:18] It's too late for me, save yourself! [13:18] * kt-wenttobed is now known as kt-damsel [13:18] * kt-damsel is in distress lol [13:19] Aw, and here I thought I was your slutknight in shining armor. ;] [13:20] I kind of like cocknight myself. It had a story behind it [13:20] oh you guys kill me. *dies laughing* [13:20] Yes, my mighty lance shall save you! [13:21] * lolhescrazy-kt has joined #battleforum [13:21] It's probably better if she doesn't find out we're serious. [13:21] * kt-damsel has quit IRC (Read error: Connection reset by peer) [13:21] * Mikhail sets mode: +o lolhescrazy-kt [13:22] lol [13:22] *gasp* [13:22] You've exposed us, bitch! [13:22] Now I must punish you! [13:23] ;__; (^___^) [13:23] oh please, you two are the sluttiest people I know. Like I didn't expect this. [13:23] fuk [13:23] although Mikhail's still fun to snuzzle. [13:23] wew cuddles! [13:27] http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wwrOqpXmp44 <3 Keith Olbermann. [13:27] * kt-damsel has joined #battleforum [13:27] * Mikhail sets mode: +o kt-damsel [13:27] wew cuddles [13:27] * lolhescrazy-kt has quit IRC (Ping timeout: 250 seconds) [13:27] * bitwise has joined #battleforum [13:27] * Mikhail sets mode: +o bitwise [13:27] r u canadian, bit [13:27] * Ellie_ pounces Bitwise [13:27] I know the answer to that question! [13:27] :D [13:27] :D [13:28] i am now :D [13:28] sexy :D [13:28] *wink* [13:28] yes? [13:28] No. [13:28] no [13:28] No? [13:28] ah'm a texican :D [13:28] you poor bastard. [13:28] I got out of there years ago. :D [13:29] I'm in the middle of mid-temp paradise, but there's nothing here but beauty. [13:29] Sounds nice but it's pretty boring... [13:29] where in CA do you live, KT? [13:29] Vancouver Island [13:29] i don't mind texas [13:29] sometimes it's hard to walk around with all of those gallon hats and shit [13:29] LOL [13:30] KT: i've only been to canada once, so I have no idea where that is. But it sounds pretty : [13:30] * Doc_Rhom has quit IRC (Ping timeout: 276 seconds) [13:30] :) [13:30] It's basically a giant rainforest 2 hours from any landmass where ground freezes. [13:30] nice :) [13:31] Also it's full of japanese cheery trees [13:31] hawt [13:31] Cedar, and maple [13:31] well of course maple. You wouldn't be canadian without maple. [13:32] what are japanese cherry trees doing in canada, eh? [13:32] Our local college has a sister college in japan [13:32] We get a lot of things here [13:32] Like incredible suishi [13:32] At retarded low prices ;] [13:32] *jealous* [13:32] <3 sushi [13:33] $4 canadian for a full meal ;] [13:33] * Doc_Rhom has joined #battleforum [13:33] !!!!!!!!!!!!!! [13:33] * Night_Stalker sets mode: +o Doc_Rhom [13:33] * Ellie_ sets mode: +o Doc_Rhom [13:33] Yeah [13:33] I said it. [13:33] 4$ [13:33] God i hat eyou [13:33] For dinner. [13:33] At sushi [13:33] That's like...what...$0.02USD? [13:33] :D [13:33] oh you [13:33] *giggle* [13:34] I get weirded out on the mainland [13:34] It.. [13:34] Your sky's [13:34] Your sky's are so far away [13:34] lol [13:34] The clouds are so high up [13:34] it was really pretty in Toronto. [13:34] It's enormous [13:34] lol [13:34] you like your little tiny island, then? [13:34] My island isn't tiny, it's just full ;] [13:35] The mountains keep the clouds low and there's treese everywhere. The sky is so close.. [13:35] :0 [13:35] :) [13:35] Out on the mainland it's just so amazingly huge up there.. [13:35] you should totally take pictures and send it to us. [13:35] I saw a field once up north and the clouds were so far away [13:36] the clouds are always so far away. [13:36] you get used to it [13:36] I had immediate immages of armageddon falling from those clouds epicly, because they were huuuuge [13:36] lol [13:36] The world is so strange. [13:37] :) [13:39] The island hugs you I guess you could say. [13:39] sounds very cool : [13:39] :) [13:39] The tradeoff to a nice place like that is [13:40] At any moment whatsoever I can suddenly flip over and die from a megaquake. [13:40] lol! [13:40] Just god sitting there.. "Surprise, cockfags!" [13:40] HAHAAH [13:41] Laugh at my imminent doom will you? [13:41] At least you're far less likely to be squashed under the finger of god than I am. :p [13:41] You're not very far from me Mik, I run the same risks in this godforsaken state [13:41] Maybe but at least it would look cool. [13:42] Flipping over into the ocean would look gay. [13:42] roffle [13:42] F5 tornado to the head != cool. [13:42] ellie I'm going to mik's place in deceeeember, come visit us for an odd sort of orgy [13:42] Odd meaning the kind with women in it. [13:43] Hrm...very tempting. [13:43] lol see wut I did there... [13:43] Priceless [13:43] KT sandwich? [13:43] I'm not sure I could go for the double-stuff though. [13:43] i don't like being a giver [13:43] Doulbe what? I just need someone to hold the camera [13:43] LOL [13:43] >XD [13:43] then you should totally ask Zeure. he's closer [13:43] He seems the type ot get uncomfortable. [13:43] Yeah, but he's totally not into the anal sex. [13:44] what about his girlfriend? [13:44] whatever happened to Zeure? [13:44] it's like he's too cool for us or something [13:44] Hmm... [13:44] i'm sure she takes it up the ass. [13:44] hahaha [13:44] XD [13:44] I'm not to anal sex at all. Anal sex is for fags. [13:44] who's his g/f? [13:44] i dunno. he was living with her last i heard [13:44] or i just misunderstood [13:44] Fags that dress up as women. [13:44] Her name's Diana. [13:44] Like you? [13:45] Or are you a woman, KT? [13:45] Maybe tonight [13:45] No I'm a guy ;] [13:45] like that Woman i met at REnya's birthday party. [13:45] There's no gener confusion here. [13:45] I like penis. [13:45] hehehehe [13:45] Mine or others. [13:45] cockgobbler? [13:45] More like hunter. [13:45] He'd better be. [13:45] secksy [13:46] Like those quotes... [13:46] Where are they.. [13:47] What the fuck is your site called JLP, it's so unpopular I can't even google it [13:47] KT, are you seriously going to Oklahoma in December? [13:47] More than likely. [13:47] If my passport comes in time. [13:47] wow [13:47] good luck. they'll stone you out that way, you know. [13:47] you two should come to KC for a day or so. you'd enjoy it. [13:47] Nah, we've got the largest gay population in the region. [13:48] Missey B's is great for the gay nightlife. [13:49] what exactly are you googling for? [13:51] * lolhescrazy-kt has joined #battleforum [13:51] Maybe but I'm not turning 20 without getting laid, that's final. [13:51] * lolhescrazy-kt is now known as kt-internetz [13:51] you haven't been laid yet? or just a special lay for your birthday. [13:51] * kt-damsel has quit IRC (Ping timeout: 250 seconds) [13:51] * Ellie_ sets mode: +o kt-internetz [13:51] * Mikhail sets mode: +o kt-internetz [13:51] That's a fair question. [13:52] I'm a physically sexual viiiirgin. [13:52] wow [13:52] i'd never have guessed [13:52] I just know a lot ^^; [13:52] XD [13:52] I'd figure you'd have layed more guys than I have. [13:52] One day [13:52] (i don't remember how many i've had sex with anymore...;_;_ [13:52] ) [13:53] Maybe you'd have more if you were a freaky mutant [13:53] ^_^_ [13:53] lol [13:53] i don't really want more. [13:53] I want just enough [13:53] Which is a lot. [13:53] Like 54 bukkake films a lot. [13:53] Like a state-wide circle jerk. [13:54] God that's hot. [13:54] Like so many filled holes I beat the federal road commission. [13:54] Am I being clear? [13:55] I want a diet so rich in protein that I shit primordial soup. [13:56] You know where tofu comes from? Eventually it'll come from me. [13:56] I couldn't make this easier to understand. [13:56] I just want a hug. [13:57] * Mikhail hugs KT [13:57] LOL [13:57] lol wut a fag [13:57] * kt-internetz loves [13:57] it takes one to know one, kt [13:58] hrm...I can name 12 guys off the top of my head, but I know there's a few more in there I'm forgetting. [13:59] i'm thinking 15 or so guys total. [14:01] * kt-internetz has quit IRC (Ping timeout: 250 seconds) [14:02] * kt-damsel has joined #battleforum [14:02] Save those one liners Mik, they're pretty hot for on the spot. [14:02] fuck this router bs [14:02] It's only getting worse [14:02] * Mikhail sets mode: +o kt-damsel [14:02] They're switching to telus so hopefully the new wireless hub aleiviates some of this nonsense. [14:05] I just want someone to hold me. In this day and age I think what most anyone wants is just to be taken care of, and that's the simplest form of expressing that idea. [14:06] :) [14:06] Maybe I'm just a little feminine ;] [14:07] nothing wrong with that :0 [14:07] :) [14:07] omg mik you can talk in bf chat, no need to be all secrety on the interbutts [14:07] I think you're sweet [14:07] lol [14:08] Yeah, but it's kinda embarassing. <_<;; [14:08] lol internet [14:08] I WANT A HEADLESS CHICKEN IN MY ASS [14:08] See? np [14:08] I understand ;] [14:08] There's a butcher down the street, lemme see if I can get a chicken from him. [14:08] You'll probably be more open in person and I'll be the shut-in [14:09] ur sick ellie, shame on you, the internet will judge you for your crimes and ban ur ip :( [14:09] lol chickens [14:09] meh. [14:09] I care not. [14:09] it's only my work computer. [14:09] Not you care!? [14:09] there's 150 others in the building I can use [14:10] actually, more than that. [14:10] Well I've got you beat... [14:10] I care less. [14:10] hehehehe [14:10] you still want that chicken don't you. [14:11] Can't say so no... But thanks probably [14:11] omg talk Mik [14:11] heheheh [14:11] ur so quiet [14:11] he's beating it [14:11] Maybe [14:11] He can do that for like 2 hours before he gets tired [14:11] Fucking machine [14:11] wow [14:11] nice [14:11] WHO TOLD Y-I mean, what are talking about? You people are crazy. <_<;; [14:11] lol [14:12] He's totally cut too, I like foreskin myself, but that's something I like not something I'll chose a date over ;] [14:12] This, coming from the guy who cums 5 times in one night. [14:12] Foreskin can be sexy [14:12] Counter-embarassment!? [14:12] The tables have turned... [14:12] <3 foreskin. [14:12] heheheheh [14:13] Mmm... [14:13] You know what I like? [14:13] It'll sound weird but [14:14] this whole conversation is weird. [14:14] why start worrying about it now? [14:14] * kt-internetz has joined #battleforum [14:14] * kt-damsel has quit IRC (Read error: Connection reset by peer) [14:14] :( [14:14] * Mikhail sets mode: +o kt-internetz [14:14] aww [14:15] Aw, my poor bitch. [14:15] I like a guy who hasn't washed in a little while. No chunks mind you X.X But you get a sort of pheremone smell down there that's unique [14:15] You can use my internet when you're here. [14:15] No poo smell x.x That's not it at all [14:15] like sweaty ball smell? [14:15] Kind of [14:15] God, you'd love Razed, then. [14:15] More like near the anus you get pheremone secretion [14:15] Sweaty balls are kind of acrid [14:16] Nah, I think he means more of a musky smell. [14:16] he smells like that even when he washes. [14:16] Which is, indeed, quite hot. [14:16] well, it all kinda mingles together on him. [14:16] he's got the hugest balls I've ever seen. [14:16] Also, for guys with foreskin, not peeling back and washing a bit for a couple days gives a smell I find really nice. [14:16] N/A here though ;] [14:16] heheheh [14:17] I've alwyas wanted to lick it clean [14:18] See, i'm all about the personal hygine. I'd rather someone smell like soap. Not even smelly soap. Just a good clean smell. the "I haven't showered since this morning" smell is alright, but I prefer freshly clean. [14:20] Oh naturally, I'd prefer if someone washed [14:21] Just noting the effect of smells in those specific areas [14:21] ah [14:21] :) [14:21] I'm not that weird... [14:21] You could mix it up though [14:21] Check out the areas, while washing in the shower [14:22] that wouldn't be so bad. [14:22] and I <3 shower sex [14:23] Me too, with a properly thick lube. Otherwise it's a little chaffy [14:23] I don't self lubricate quite as well as you [14:23] lol [14:23] this is true [14:23] though I probably self lubricate enough for the both of us. I mean, damn. [14:24] Maybe but I'm not confident on it staying fresh by the time it's shipped here. [14:24] lol [14:24] it'd be a little dry, yeah [14:24] Which reminds me I gotta buy an enema at the store tonight. [14:24] Rinse it out with normal water and experiment a bit. See what works best [14:25] Rinse out the bottle I mean [14:25] suuuuuuure [14:25] Well things in order Ellie [14:25] XD [14:25] I don't need a full colon cleans so I'll rinse out the chemicals first [14:25] heheheheheh [14:27] A lot of things to do before december. [14:30] life's hilarious [14:30] :D [14:30] December's International Booty Call month. [14:31] I'm nervous [14:31] Not so much about the hot ass [14:32] it is pretty hot. [14:32] But the plane action [14:32] don't be nervous. planes = easy [14:32] I'm hoping it's uneventuful [14:32] 99% chance it will be [14:32] Seriously, plane travel is still the safest form of travel. [14:33] i've been flying by myself for 13 years now. NOt a single incident. [14:33] You're more likely to be killed by being kicked in the head by a donkey. [14:33] and I fly a lot. [14:33] Yes I meant delays and such is all [14:33] oh psh [14:33] I have no air fears [14:33] Ah.\ [14:33] I'm nervous about the hot ass sex too but it's more like I hope we'll get along great in real life. [14:33] even if you don't...angry sex = hawt [14:33] Nice [14:34] We should; I'm not a difficult person to get along with, as long as you're not an idiot. [14:34] UH OH [14:34] Which I'm pretty sure you're not. [14:34] Oh good [14:34] >.> [14:34] XD [14:34] As long as you think so that should be fine ;] [14:34] But I bet I'm still pretty irritating. [14:34] It's funny, the more I think about it, the more I realize I'm essentially a Satanist. XD [14:35] LOL! [14:35] do tell? [14:35] No more so than my younger brother. [14:35] Worship yourself a lot? [14:35] Not so much worship, but I look out for number one far more than most people seem to. [14:35] I want to meet your family and like a scientist, delve into the beaker that contains the freakish chemicals that created such a slut in the middle of nowhere. [14:36] Also, if someone's an idiot, they get no sympathy from me. [14:36] LOL [14:36] Idiots != people who have idiot moments. [14:36] Indeed, but there's still far too many stupid people for my tastes. [14:36] Also, I'm not so much a slut, as I'm just really perverted. [14:36] I'm good to my friends I think, and my family is numero uno when it comes to my schedule, but other than that I'm not terribly interesting. [14:36] Which is your fault. :p [14:37] * kt-damsel has joined #battleforum [14:37] rediculous... [14:37] Also, I'm not so much a slut, as I'm just really perverted. [14:37]

I'm good to my friends I think, and my family is numero uno when it comes to my schedule, but other than that I'm not terribly interesting. [14:37]

The difference between the two is experiance ;] [14:37] * kt-internetz has quit IRC (Read error: Connection reset by peer) [14:38] [14:36] Mikhail: Which is your fault. :p [14:38] * JLP sets mode: +o kt-damsel [14:38] It's my fault you're a virgin pervert? [14:38] LOL! [14:38] Just the pervert part. [14:38] He blames me for making him gay, just so everyone is up to speed. [14:38] I can't say I disgaree. [14:39] I'd blame me for making people gay too. [14:39] I'm contagious. [14:39]